Things that annoy me in my current dating life

Who goes to vegas for an audition on a Saturday and doesn't come back till  next Wednesday. Small talk gets old!!! Magic Castle and meeting in person is how you stay fresh!!! (I might put that on a T-Shirt)

I'll just be here waiting!!

When people don't follow my age guidelines.

This says it all.

What does it even mean when you put  "it's complicated' as your relationship status